RSVP
The Inaugural Gathering of
Family Circus
You are hereby invited to an evening you will never be able to fully explain.
🎪 Family Circus
You are hereby invited to step inside the tent of the beautifully absurd.
A clandestine convocation for the intergenerationally entangled, the legacy-laden, the kin-curious, and the chaos-capable.
A private, in-person convergence of those who dare to dance at the intersection of bloodline and business, mischief and meaning, power and play.
This is not a networking event.
It is not a panel, a pitch, or a performance.
It is… a portal.
A living, breathing experiment in what happens when families of enterprise gather to unmask, unmute, and unleash their weirdest wisdom.
Come in costume — or come exactly as you are.
(You may leave as someone you’ve never met before.)
📍 Location: 4105 Airport Way South, Seattle, WA
📅 Date: Thursday, November 13th, 2025
🕰 When to arrive: 4:30pm - 5:00pm (be prompt! You don’t want to miss out! ….. Doors open at 4:30pm)
🎪Show starts: 5:30 PM
🌘 Final Act Ends: 9:00 PM
🍽 Catering: Dinner, drinks, and surprises are included — identify dietary chaos in advance.
🕯Tentative Agenda (subject to emotional weather and cosmic interruptions):
4:30–5:30 — Arrival & Initiation (mocktails, cocktails, and orientation)
5:30— The Main Event begins! (acts of collective curiosity, revelation, and absurd insight)
6:00–7:00 — Feasts served (actual food, metaphorical food for thought, potential fortunes told)
7:00–9:00 — Story Salon, Secret Schemes & Unstructured Mischief
🧿 Participation is required in spirit, if not in speech.
🧬 You will not be asked to expose your family — but don’t be surprised if your family shows up anyway… in symbolic form.
If you RSVP “yes,” you will receive your character dossier and entry artifact upon arrival.
RSVPs are limited. Seats are few. Regret is real.
Respond via coded telegram, prophetic dream, carrier pigeon or — if you must — the mortal method below.
P.S. Family Circus is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who believe “family business” must remain a polite fiction.
It is for those who are ready to play with fire — and pass the torch wisely.