make magic
Or mischief.
Or both.
Always wanted to run away with the circus? Well, now’s your very own chance.
Welcome home!
You have been invited to join the Family Circus membership ranks as a Circus Builder… A confidential convocation of carefully curated curiosity-seekers, truth-summoners, and relational radicals, specializing in the making of mischief, madness, social manipulation (for a good cause), whimsy, wonder, world-building, tall tales, tall hats, costumery, candor, critical thinking, discomfort, discovery, and disillusionment with the status quo of old dynamics and narratives that get us nowhere but bass-ackwards.
What kind of mad-house is this?
A better version than the one you grew up in, we assure you!
Make lifelong friends and inside jokes
Get invited to far-flung places (many of which may end up being free to you!) with cool people for exotic retreats
Attend wild and crazy events that you co-design (don’t worry, they’re family friendly. And spouses are welcome).
Build relationships with the kinds of people we all ACTUALLY like to work with
Experience the whimsy, the wonder, the wild, the fabulously weird!
Scratch that creative itch, and play around with people who know how to hang.
No cost to you, not trying to sell you on anything, just an invitation to participate with your utmost uniquely you-ness.
AND DON’T WORRY — NO SCARY CLOWNS.
I still don’t get it. what is this exactly?
Don’t worry, this is supposed to be a little confusing and mysterious. Your job is simply to show up!
Please RSVP to the event listed below as indicated on your invitation. DO NOT DELAY! Mystery prefers the punctual….
With excitement, enthusiasm, admiration, anticipation and more….
Yours Truly,
SAVANNAH THE GREAT, Ringmaster and Conspirator in (mis)Chief
P.S. You may speak of this invitation to no one.
(unless of course, they’re your lawyer, your spiritual director, or your most trusted barista.)
The Inaugural Gathering of
Family Circus
You are hereby invited to an evening you will never be able to fully explain.
Welcome to the inaugural convening of...
🎪 Family Circus
You are hereby invited to step inside the tent of the beautifully absurd.
A clandestine convocation for the intergenerationally entangled, the legacy-laden, the kin-curious, and the chaos-capable.
A private, in-person convergence of those who dare to dance at the intersection of bloodline and business, mischief and meaning, power and play.
This is not a networking event.
It is not a panel, a pitch, or a performance.
It is… a portal.
A living, breathing experiment in what happens when families of enterprise gather to unmask, unmute, and unleash their weirdest wisdom.
Come in costume — or come exactly as you are.
(You may leave as someone you’ve never met before.)
📍 Location: 4105 Airport Way South, Seattle, WA
📅 Date: Thursday, November 13th, 2025
🕰 When to arrive: 4:30pm - 5:00pm (be prompt! You don’t want to miss out! ….. Doors open at 4:30pm)
🎪Show starts: 5:30 PM
🌘 Final Act Ends: 9:00 PM
🍽 Catering: Dinner, drinks, and surprises are included — identify dietary chaos in advance.
🕯Tentative Agenda (subject to emotional weather and cosmic interruptions):
4:30–5:30 — Arrival & Initiation (mocktails, cocktails, and orientation)
5:30— The Main Event begins! (acts of collective curiosity, revelation, and absurd insight)
6:00–7:00 — Feasts served (actual food, metaphorical food for thought, potential fortunes told)
7:00–9:00 — Story Salon, Secret Schemes & Unstructured Mischief
🧿 Participation is required in spirit, if not in speech.
🧬 You will not be asked to expose your family — but don’t be surprised if your family shows up anyway… in symbolic form.
If you RSVP “yes,” you will receive your character dossier and entry artifact upon arrival.
RSVPs are limited. Seats are few. Regret is real.
Respond via coded telegram, prophetic dream, carrier pigeon or — if you must — the mortal method below.
🔮 [Click Here to RSVP]
P.S. Family Circus is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who believe “family business” must remain a polite fiction.
It is for those who are ready to play with fire — and pass the torch wisely.